Too old to play

Weishaupt’s Conspiratorial Corner

The secret thoughts brought forth from Adam’s brain to your screen.

I know that round 6 isn't over but it’s time to start prep for round 7.  Now there’s a rule in life, well if not a rule then a guideline that old men shouldn't play football … and well let’s face it Brees is OLD, you may say that Peyton maybe older at 37 and he dominates, but that’s ‘cause he’s a freak and anyway we’re not talking about him* we’re taking about Brees.  In the eternally truthful words of Tammy Wynette, which were obviously written about Brees after all he’s just a man.  Will this man’s knees even survive to start another game? And don’t get me started on his throwing arm, it’s looking weaker every time he takes the field, but that’s probably because it’s tired from all the midweek bingo at the retirement home.  His offensive line always looks confuse, wanna know why?  I’ll tell you it’s because they don’t know what play he’s calling, he gets confused and makes up numbers on the spot …….

would you start a QB this old?

Now some people, like Rookie Coach Breesus will point to his record this season saying he’s the second best QB in the NFL.  But I say to this, obviously sacrificing Texas collage QBs to cthulhu is working for him, but dark pacts enviably go wrong and the incorrect wording or the silly time frames come back to bite you….. I think the stars are right and it’s time for Brees to run and hide in a brightly lit public place before the crawling darkness comes for him.  Just a friendly bit of advice from someone who knows about this stuff….

What is Breesus as a team without its name sake at the helm, that’s right a broken team living in fear of the …… wait a minute that’s the phone

Hello, Adam speaking ……… on a Bye you say ……. What do you mean I should have looked at the team rosters ….. well then his back up QB …… what do you mean he don’t have one ……. Ok, bye then, thanks for calling.

Sorry about that, err, forget this rant if you could please …. Err apparently Brees isn’t playin’.  So I’ll come back to you after the midweek trades and Breesus picks up some third string ancient hack and let you know why he’s no good.  It’ll probably be something to do with Yog-Sothoth or some other elder god ….

Auf Wiedersehen for now, Adam W.

*there’s dirt on him too that I’ll bring up when Farnsworth comes back to the light dome.