BREESUS KING OF THE DREWS ARE THE 2013 VPIII NFL WORLD CHAMPIONS
In the Championship Game between Breesus and the US Forces, the King of the Drews jumped out to an early lead and never looked threatened. Decker and Lacey did what they did all season, put up numbers. Meanwhile, the star-fueled Forces could not keep up. Maybe it was the monster win in the semi-final? Maybe it was stage fright? Or maybe Breesus was just too good on the day.
Heading into Monday Night Football, the General needed his defense to put up 30 points to steal the Game. That was always going to be difficult, but with the 49ers playing their final game at Candlestick Park anything was possible. Except this. They managed 11 points and Breesus celebrated in style.
When asked what he was going to do next, the Head Coach replied, "I'm going to Disneyland, wooooooo!" He then ran out of the press conference wooping and hollering like a loon that has just been crowned World Champion.
The Head Coach of the US Forces, at his press conference, was half scowl and half pout and confirmed what he all thought: "We're going to start over, the military industrial state does not accept failure and we will own all yo' asses next season." Rumour is the US Forces board for next year will include Dick Cheney and leader of the Decepticons, Megatron (not to be confused with Calvin 'Megatron' Johnson, who is a good guy).
In other matches over the weekend, Doofenshmirtz defeated Agent P for control of the entire tri-state area. Zim came from behind to defeat the Illuminators. And Endlessnessism defeated the Farnsworths, whose epithet seems only to apply to me. Grr!
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