Week 2 is upon us and what did we learn from Week 1? Open question, I have no idea (except TE's are trending hot this season, amiright Agent P!). The player movement has been active this week suggesting many of us are looking for answers anywhere but our draft list. Who put the draft rankings together anyway? What was I thinking?
Some changes around the League this week with new Headers and Identities. I hope you like them.
Lighties (108) v Farnsworth's (110)
The Lighties were all talk this week, even trotting out evidence of their pre-season homework
after they won the game. Let's see how that goes after the Farn's break their bolo-tie enchantments (and hearts) in Week 2. For the Farn's, Adrian Peterson will be looking for a big week after floundering in Week 1, Ryan at the Giants should post high stats. The Lighties have two players active today that may make or break the Head Coaches weekend.
Forces (110) v Breesus (110)
The projections are even at this stage, but the General is heavily invested in Peyton Manning looking like his 37 year old self and not his 39 year old self. He, quite frankly, sucked last week. The General also made a surprise move by dumping injured WR Dez Bryant back into the player pool rather than leaving him on the bench. I bet he won't make it past Waivers. Drew Brees against Tampa Bay is a match-up made in heaven, the Bucs gave up 4 TDs to a first-game rookie last week. For shame. Not sure Hyde will have the same game against the Steelers as the Vikings, though.
Marcy (108) v Zim (100)
Both QBs go up against strong Defence's this week, so settling for low numbers may be wise. Zim is going to need Lynch and Graham to settle in to the game plan this week while Marcy will keep an eye on her favourite Kicker, Parkey, who blew a game-winning attempt last week.
Agent P (120) v BB (116)
Two highly projected teams this week, both riding high on their QBs. Luck failed last week, it's unlikely he will do so twice in a row. Romo was average, but knocked it out of the park in the last 6 minutes of the game when it counted. Another TE battle shaping up for Agent P with Kelce looking at a Gronking this week.
Doof (96) v Endless (122)
Endless starts this week with the highest projected score against Doof with the lowest. Something is horribly wrong in Doof Towers, with even a zero-projected WR in the active list. Wake up, Doof! Shake off the BToP sorcery and move on! Wilson, Lacey and Cooks are a fine triple of Endless that could take her far this season, with Hill and Donnell providing solid support. Although, Donnell and Cooks and the Texans all sucked in Week 1 costing Endless the win. So who knows?
Ok 5 minutes in and it looks like the #BoloTieOfPower is only warming up, Coach Adam is very confident. In fact the entire Luminators coaching staff is very happy with how their preseason planning is turning out on the field.
ReplyDeleteOh forgot to say .... suck it Farns as the old saying goes 'Finger and a thumb in the shape of an L on her forehead'*
ReplyDelete*enjoy Smash Mouth at the halftime show.
I think you're only missing one thing there:
ReplyDelete*drop mic*
BAM
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DeleteI'm not sure which players are left, but I've a feeling the Lighties might be eating some humble pie this week as the Heartbreakers are looking pretty shit hot right now. Is it too early to call the Farnsworth's as this weeks Hypno recipient?
ReplyDeleteFeel the burn Lighties, feel the burn.