Week 6

Marcy extends her lead, six teams are 3-2 or 2-3 and Zim jumps two places with her first win of the season. Welcome to Week 6.

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Over a three week period Marcy has defeated both the General and the King by sizable differences and sits atop a throne made of red, laughing at her conquered foes. This week, a buck 34 over Breesus 111. Six players over 11 points, including Cam Newton with 27 and LeSean McCoy, the little RB that could, with 32. Those Buffalo Bills are a hot team this year. Speaking of hot, Julio Jones for the Falcons - wow.

Next up, Marcy stares down at Bradylessbrothers who has been handed the pruning shears, and Breesus lines up against the Lighties.

Speaking of, the Lighties sit in the 4-2 group after sending Endless to her fourth straight loss. Drew Brees had another day out, clocking up 32 points in a spectacular display of QBing. Awesome to watch. Too bad Endless started Riddick instead of Ajayi, who had a monster game with 200 rushing yard and 2TDs.

Bradylessbrothers is part of the 4-2 club after beating yours-truly by 2 points. This even with a donut from WR Smith. It is good to see Gronk back in town with 22 points. Surprising everyone is Rodgers, a paltry 12 points in a baaaaad loss to the Cowboys (who are looking amazing with Tony Romo on the field).

The Farns rounds out the 4-2 club, four wins in a row and has just qualified for the Gardener award! That right, this tall poppy started an 11 point QB and a DEF that scored minus 1 beat the reigning world champion! Golden Tate showed up for the first time this season with 22. Endless has the first chance to prune the latest 'big thing' down to size.

Zim had another good game and this one finally paid the W. 32 points to Beckham who had over 200 receiving yard and 2 TDs. She joins the 1-5 club and jumps over the other two in the standings.

For this weeks losers, Breesus sits at 3-3, grateful for Tom Brady being the biggest QB Boss in the world and RB Johnson being a beast. The General and Doof are also 3-3, with neither team fielding any player of significance. Agent P and Endless reside at 1-5 with teams full of low-scoring chumps that never did anything for anyone. Booooo!