Tuesday, 2 December 2014

Week 13: Award ceremony

And now for Week 13's awards. As usual, the Hypno is an obvious one and the MA takes some digging. Also:

THE GARDENER HAS BEEN CLAIMED

Hypnotoad Award 

For scoring way more than any other coach

The Hypnotoad Award is named for the Hypnotoad, renowned for mesmerising his enemies and compelling them to do his bidding. 


Breesus!

A whopping 135 points in the win over Doof claims this weeks Hypno, the second of the year if I am not mistaken.

Stupid Drew Brees and Tre Mason led the team while cutting Doof down to size.

That's right, with this win Breesus also claims The Gardener award, for beating Doof who had a tidy 5-game winning streak going.

The Gardener award will be posted later on.


Mission Accomplished

For leaving the most points on the bench in a losing side

The Mission Accomplished Award is named for the 2003 speech given by George W Bush announcing that the Iraq war was basically over and then sitting back and waiting for the kudos to come in. Instead of kudos, 11 years and now ISIS. 

There was some stiff competition for the MA award this week with three teams leaving over 60 points on the bench. But there can be only one:

MARCY!

Eighty-five depressing points left in a 2-point loss.

For the record the other notables were Doof with 60 and BB with 75. 

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