Post-draft ruminations

The draft didn't quite go to plan today with technology and distance creating some new divisions for us: iOS v Android v home-schoolers. The iOS'ers (+ Surface) were able to draft fine today, the Androiders struggled with some Android coaches not able to draft at all and relying completely on the auto-pick. And then there were the two home-schoolers rocking it off-campus sitting at their computers in their underwear. I assume. Not judging; jealous. And people in Canberra sitting at their computers in their underwear sipping slushies helps explain the census. Amiright!

Illuminators hard at work drafting

The League did reach out to NFL Fantasy Tech Support for assistance at lunchtime, a message has only just been received and it seems to be less of a reply and more of a botched email.

The exciting thing about the draft is it is just the start. Which is great if you've received a post-draft report card like mine:

I think that translates into something like "Could the coach of the Playinators please report to the Principals office for reassignment to a lesser school."

Projected finish 10??? Sigh.

I admit to possibly making a mistake drafting Dez Bryant instead of DeAndre Hopkins. But I have a player called Sterling.

Sterling effort!

And I have a Snead. Everyone needs a Snead.

Farnsworths shocked at my Snead!

Look out history, here comes the Doof!

In other news:

How did the 2015 Championship winner score the first draft pick?
The Illuminators stole Drew Brees. The league and Breesus King of the Drews prays for his safe return
Marcy rolled back to 2014 by taking Cam Newton, hopes for 2015 performance.
Farnsworth's requires physical restraints to limit Kickers to 2, still drops a player immediately post-draft, sends strong message to RB: Fuck you Giovanni Bernard!
Breesus reduced to playing pokemon at quarterback while waiting for safe return of Drew Brees

Blake Bortles, QB

Agent P has been hanging around her little girls for too long, drafts Gurley
Agent P has been hanging around her little girls for too long, drafts drug-addled Bell
Zim unable to draft thanks to Sloth Support, auto-drafts Philip Rivers:

Endless unable to draft thanks to Sloth Support, auto-drafts Not-Peyton Manning
Bradylessbrothers starts to establish Little New England: Gronk, Edels, Blount and Woodhead (ex Patriots)