Wednesday, 20 December 2017

2017 Championship Game

(1 v 2) +
(2014's 3 v 4) +
(Evil scientist v secret agent platypus) +
(Dan v Tanja) =
2017's pinnacle of rightness

Doof's Playinators v Agent P in

The Battle of the Tri-State Area


If you've never watched Phineas and Pherb the Doof v Agent P thing probably makes no sense.
If you've never watched Tanja and me argue about something, this rivalry probably makes no sense.
But for those in the know, this is huge!

Agent P

Since Week 9 Agent P has averaged 114 points per game, dropping below 100 only twice and losing only one game. Agent P scored over 130 three times! These consistently high scores make sense when you see her gun players: Russell Wilson, Melvin Gordon, Todd Gurley and Tyreek Hill. And these players were all picked up in the draft. In Wee 8 Agent P made the move from the Patriots D to the Ravens and the following week started moving Kickers around. But the core four didn't change, they didn't need to.
Agent P finished the Regular Season at 10-4, two games behind Doof and two games above BB.

Doof's Playinators

Since Week 9 Doof averaged 98 points per round with a low of 76 and a high of 114. Doof''s win in Week 7 against Agent P was the start of an 8-game winning streak in the regular season that propelled the team to a 12-2 league-leading record and first place in the League standings.
In the Semi-Final Doof was 25 points up with one game to play and confidence was high. A monster game to Breesus's Freeman reclaimed those 25 points, but it was not quite enough and Breesus fell 1.5 points short of another Championship appearance.

Head-to-head

The projection Thursday morning is Agent P (94) over Doof (89).
Agent P and Doof met only once this year, in Week 7 with Doof taking the W: 136-93. Huge games to WR Cooper and QB Wentz and another big game by the Jaguars DEF put Doof over 130 points for, I think, the only time this year. Russell Wilson was typically great as was Gurley, but the rest of Agent P's team a bit ordinary.
In 2016 the two teams met only once, also in Week 7, where Agent P won 67-56.
And way back in 2014 Doof and Agent P met in the 3rd place game, with Agent P winning 97-72.

3rd Place Game - Bradyless Brothers v Breesus King of the Drews

It's 3 v 4 in the final battle for 3rd place for the season. Both teams have ups and downs this year, stars and busts. Breesus is projected to win, 95-80.
These two teams met only 2 weeks ago, with BB winning 107-98. The win put BB a game up on Breesus and ensured the 3rd place in the standings.
This is the third year in a row BB has made it to the Championship Round, although the last two years BB was playing for the Championship, winning it all last year against the Lighties.
Breesus finished in fourth place last year, losing the Third Place game to Doof. In 2015 Breesus missed the playoffs altogether, after winning it two straight years.

1 comment:

  1. YAAAAYYY! This is it, the match up we've been waiting for. Agent P's complete lack of NFL knowledge against the Doof and his superior game content expertise. As we've seen in America, the time of the expert is over, and the rise of the ignorant pundit is in ascension.

    ReplyDelete