Weishaupt’s Conspiratorial Corner
The secret thoughts brought forth from Adam’s brain to your screen.
As the round 4 results came in I sank into a dark abyss, a
downward spiral away from the normal game day euphoria. But then I had an epiphany about my opponent, what
was right is wrong and wrong is right, good and evil are reversed.
I had thought that Zim was an alien invader, a bad guy, but
I came to the realisation that was just my xenophobia. That’s right I didn’t understand the aliens
ways, he’s just trying to be friendly these calls for doom are just his peoples
way of saying hello. If I was that wrong
about Zim then what about the others? Doof,
where I saw an evil megalomaniac I now see that he’s really a good guy trying
to bring enlightenment through technology.
Given the resistance to his message of peace and growth his attempts to
start a benevolent dictatorship is the only logical response. That
means Agent P, who is constantly working to stop Doof is in fact a force
against enlightenment.
It’s so obvious now, when I said that platypus’ were cute I
failed to see the implications of their nocturnal nature, they shy away from
the light, fear the sun and it life giving power, they are in fact children of
the night … evil night brood … are they vampire? Blood sucking evil creatures …
the only conclusion a sane person can reach is an emphatic YES.
Agent P must be stopped.
What packs with evil forces must they have been undertaken to become 4
and 0, I call on all team owners to stop evils run for the league title, we must
be resolute and stand together to stop this Agent of Evil.
Farnell it’s your chance to step into the light and fight
the good fight … I for one wish you luck.
Auf Wiedersehen for now, Adam W.
Mwahahahahhahahaha *ahem I mean, ha! How can something as cute as a platypus be evil? Next you'll be saying cats are evil and that Hello Kitty is a relentless ruthless marketing machine hell bent on world domination? I mean, where does the craziness end? Don't worry Adam, we are your friends, and we are here to help. Just look into the eyes of the hypnotoad (there are several on Agent P's award list ;) and feel the calm.
ReplyDeletePS It should be noted that the photo of a platypus with fangs has clearly been photo shopped.
ReplyDeleteI for one welcome our new Tall Poppy!
ReplyDeleteAnd I also welcome being welcomed as a force for good. Finally my quest to TAKE OVER THE ENTIRE TRI-STATE AREA is seen as benevolent, which is what I keep telling Perry the Platypus. But does he listen? No. Well, he listens when I have him trapped in a devious trap, but then he busts out, destroys an afternoon's work and parachutes away.