Week 11: Award Ceremony

Activation: The Gardener

*cue smoke, curtains raising*

That's right coaches, The Gardener Award has been activated for Week 12. 

In this League The Gardener is awarded to a team that defeats a team with a 4+ game winning streak

In fact, there are TWO teams sitting on four-game winning streaks: Zim's Doomydooms and Doof's Playinators. 

In Week 12, the Lighties will play Zim and if they can pull out Zim's winning streak like a weed they will take equal second place and take home the Gardener.

And it is all on the Farn's, or Heartbreakers as many know him, to cut Doof down to size. Will it be the long-term game stealing Heartbreaker who stops the Run to the Championship(tm)? 

Hypnotoad Award 

For scoring way more than any other coach

The Hypnotoad Award is named for the Hypnotoad, renowned for mesmerising his enemies and compelling them to do his bidding. 

Breesus!
For posting 112 points, you take home the Hypnotoad Award.

The most outstanding player on the team this week was the Packers Defense who piled up 30 points. Next best, my favourite rookie, Kelvin Benjamin with 16.

Breesus King of the Drews has won a crapload of games this year with solid performances from most players - it's about time he took the Toad for a spin.

Mission Accomplished

For leaving the most points on the bench in a losing side

The Mission Accomplished Award is named for the 2003 speech given by George W Bush announcing that the Iraq war was basically over and then sitting back and waiting for the kudos to come in. Instead of kudos, 11 years and now ISIS. 

It's Endless this week, a crazy 76 points on the bench, versus a starting team with only 68. And against Doof who posted 69. Yep, Endless's bench won the day and the award. The big player on the bench was Le'Veon bell who ran for 200 yards and 1 TD: 28 points.