Week 12: Match-ups

Posting early this week because I won't be at work tomorrow and who has the time outside of work?

Endless (109) v Breesus (133)

Huge projected score for Breesus on the backs of Brees, Murray and... Gordon? Playing his first game of the year after suspension is Gordon really worth 20 points? I'm sure that any gap will be made up by the Packers D with a miserly 7 point projection. Against the Vikes? I still think Endless has a great team on paper, but the TE should be replaced if possible as Allen is injured. I've been playing Mike Wallace in Madden 15 on Xbox One and I wish the Dolphins would use him the same way I do - so fast, great hands.

Lighties (116) v Zim (130)

The Gardener Award is up for grabs if the Illuminators can pull off a big win and cut Zim down to size. Peyton against Miami is an interesting match-up with the Dolphins D considered one of the best D's going around. Crabs, Donnell and Gore were solid last week for the Lighties and will need to repeat that. Zim, well, still the best team on paper. Ingram, Lynch, Nelson and Tate, Gronk and Maclin. Someone hand me a towel to clean up the drool! Love to see Smith have a big day out.

The General (95) v BB (104)

The Forces need to stop their 4-game losing streak and will be hoping Luck doubles down against the craptacular Jaguars. Likely, I'd suggest, the Colts need to bounce back after the Patriots destroyed them and the Jags are the perfect rebound opposition. Forte and Morris are two ace RB's on struggling teams, as are Fitzy and Johnson. Well, not Fitzy's team, so much as Fitzy just having an off season in an ace team. Clear? The General needs to add Fleener to the active line-up, good TE pick up for the week as Fleener has been playing well. BB is starting Romo against the Giants, great match-up. Evans was the top-scoring WR last week, if I'm not mistaken, and this week plays the relatively hapless Bears. BB's kicker is on a bye and will need to be replaced. Julius Thomas was injured in the Broncos loss last week as is listed as day-to-day.

Marcy (107) v Agent P (115)

The Vampire Queen is looking for some love from Tannehill this week with Newton on a bye. The bottom four starters need monster games, lets face it: Lacey, Graham, Parkey and the Eagles all need to fire and fire hard. (Fire hard? Why not, superlatives ftw!). Agent P is on a 3-game losing streak, very strange for the be-hatted platypus. On paper, Agent P is like Breesus or Zim, a team of solid performers, but in game it's more like Endless, who knows from week to week? Rivers, McFadden, McCoy, Jones, Thomas and Hilton: all ticks against their names. Where's the love? This season they have been so... chaotic. Like most of the NFL I suppose, but that is no comfort to anyone.

Doof (122) v Heartbreakers (93)

Danger game for the Playinator's, rolling on a 4-game winning streak and this week facing their most sinister, evil, torturous nemesis: the Farnsworth's Heartbreakers. Remember a few games ago when the Brown's were rolling and then they played the Jaguars and got beat down in a game they should have won easily. That's this game this week. A win for the Heartbreakers gives them the Gardener Award and snaps an 8-game losing streak. A win to the Playinator's, apart from being universally just and fair and obvious ordained and sanctified by the gods, continues the Road to the Championship (tm) and will make me very happy. I'm afraid.

Farnsworth's heart:MRI sent from his doctor to the Head Coach via email and stolen from his email account. Allegedly.
This is what happens when corporate email accounts are stored offshore and outside Victoria's information privacy protection; shit gets stolen and published and noone can stop me MWUAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA