Week 11: Wash up

The General celebrates a win at Breesus
home field.

Lookout, here comes The General and his US Forces!

It was a fairly close affair for most of the weekend but The General rallied late and walked away with the game against Breesus. None can deny it was a good struggle. But was this really necessary? Ok, you beat Breesus and ended a looong winning streak. Ok, you cut the King of the Drews down to size and take home The Gardener award. But did you need to leave a calling card like this to celebrate your victory?

Military might > Faith?

When The General swaps fireworks for nukes, I'd say so.

US Forces - now with The Gardener award.

Lynch, Johnson and RG3 led the way for a strong Lighties victory of the Farnsworth's. Manning had a quiet game, for him, and the Farnsworth's were unable to conjure up some heartbreak, despite valiant attempts by Harry Douglas and Joique Bell.

Two upsets completely upset Agent P and Zim's weekends, with the Maidens and Woolibeans posting unlikely wins.

Despite two starters not starting, Wooli saw Newton, Clay and the Bills post big scores. Unfortunately for Zim, apart from a good game from Nick Foles her starters were rather poor. Ray Rice finally got his act together and left 20 points on Zim's bench. What a jerk!

Similarly for the Maidens: Jackson, the Seahawks and Luck all posted good numbers, while Agent P was left holding on to nothing. Somewhat ironically, the Maidens two biggest scorers were both left on the bench making this game closer than it could have been.

Finally, the Doof's continued their winning ways and sent Endless to her fourth straight loss. The Bengals defense posted a whopping 25 points for Doof, while poor old Kai Forbath didn't get a chance to make a field goal for Endless, posting a big fat zero. Doof's winning streak grows to 7 and faces arch-nemesis and serial heartbreaker in Week 12.

Award Ceremony

The Gardener

Congratulations to The General's US Forces for doing every Australian proud and cutting down the tall poppy. Breesus King of the Drews won an amazing 8 straight games, and it took a lot to bring them down.

General, sir, I salute you.

But next time, stick with fireworks.

In addition to the award, The General also takes the top of the table on percentage, with Doof and Breesus sitting with equal wins.

Hypnotoad Award

Congratulations to the Illuminators for lighting the way with a stand-out 117 points. The Hypno is yours this week!

Mission Accomplished Award

Zims Doomydooms take home the Mission Accomplished award for Week 11 for leaving 58 points on the bench in a losing team.

Black Flag Award

The Black Flag is awarded to Wooli for beating the projection by 3 points!

Most Satisfying Player Award

The Most Satisfying Player Award goes to Endless for starting Lesean McCoy who topped the fantasy points in this league. McCoy was actually 4th for points, with Bobby Rainery, RB for the Buccaneers, scoring the most points. No one started Rainey as no one knows who he is. Next up come Roethlisberger and Megatron, both sitting quietly on the Maiden's bench.