Week 12: Wash-up

Photo of Doof looking at the scores Wednesday morning

I'm not going to confirm or deny how I spent the weekend watching my matchup against my nemesis, the evil Farnsworth's of Evil County where they only manufacture evil anti-Playinator products thats only objective is to destroy my innocent hopes and dreams [of taking over the entire tri-state area].

I'm not really going to comment on what I had planned if I lost. I'm not going to talk about the maniacal laughing and padded cell.

Because that would be unbecoming. Ahh screw it:

Farnsworth, Wednesday morning
after all that scheming failed

SUCK IT FARNSWORTHS!!!! YEAH!!! I WIN!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA









Zim's Doomydooms pulled off a good win against the Lighties, this time her QBs were on her side and either would have been good starters. The Lighties precious Bears Defense, so strong in 2012, continue their descent to sub-mediocrity, posting -2 points.

Breesus returned to his winning ways against a severely depleted Endless. Endless defense made the score look closer than it was, Endless posted four donuts. Not that Breesus did amazingly better, with 5 players posting 11 points between them. Breesus ran away thanks for Moreno running rampant against the Patriots on Sunday Night.

Maidens home field: RIP

In the most lopsided game of the year The General decided to take his new Death Star for a spin and destroyed the Maidens' home field on Alderaan. And also all of Alderaan. And the Maidens.

Finally, Agent P started strongly against Wooli and never looked like losing the game.

The NFL continued to have some amazing games, possibly none more in Week 12 than the Broncos at Patriots. The Patriots somehow ended up 21 points down in the first quarter after some bizarre play, and were down 24-0 at half time. The wind was 20mph and the temperature something like 20oF. Brrrrr. And then in the second half the Patriots came from nowhere to end the fourth quarter at 31-31. Tom Brady was amazing and the Broncos had some terrible luck. In over time the Patriots scored a field goal, putting them 34-31 - the biggest comeback of Tom Brady's career. Amazing game.

Award Ceremony

Hypnotoad Award

Agent P scores the Hypnotoad this week, posting 125 points against Wooli.

Mission Accomplished Award

I most happily give the Mission Accomplished award to the Farnsworth's this week for leaving 40 points on the bench and (thankfully) losing to (hahahaha) the Doofs (hahahahahahahahahahahahaha).

Black Flag Award

The Black Flag is again awarded to Wooli for beating the projection, this time by 5 points!

Most Satisfying Player Award

The Most Satisfying Player award goes to Agent P for starting Josh Gordon who posted the weeks highest score.