Week 9: Wash-up

Once again, I'd like to thank The General for his kinds words last week. As is typical, the hubris translated into a 3 point win for the Doof's, making it 5-games straight. Three points. BAM! You could almost say the Doof's pulled a Farnsworth's and laid down some Heartbreak.

Breesus also thanks you, he is now clear at the top of the standings.

Just last week I called Endless out for starting Vick over Rodgers, Vick went down injured for negative points while Rodgers scored big. I also referred to Dave Dameshek who had just labelled Rodgers a potential GOAT. After that, I worried all week for Rodgers, that sort of hero-worship does not please the gods. Rodgers went down injured in the first 3 minutes of the game this week, and will be sidelined for 3-4 weeks. SHAME Dave Dameshek, SHAME!

Woolibeans suffered the most serious mid-season-bye-shock of Week 9, managing only 35 points and losing to the Illuminators. The Lighties have had a remarkably good runs against bye-shocked teams of late. A poor performance to Jake Locker will make the Lighties glad to have Stafford back in Week 10, while Wooli's only shining light (pun!) was Cam Newton, who put up quite reasonable numbers.

Agent P returns to the winner circle with a route of Endless. As mentioned, Rodgers 1.2 points was the nail in the coffin for Endless, but Tate and Hankerson didn't help any. And neither did the Steelers defense that managed to have 55 points scored against them. Agent P was led by Tony Romo who defied critics and finished off a game, winning on the last drive of the game (I think, he came back from behind to win anyway). Adrien Peterson returned to good numbers and Jimmy Graham just keeps scoring hard.

The Farnsworth's were let down by Andy Dalton who had a woeful game, but saved by Andre Johnon's 40 point game. Branden Marshall had a beast of a game against the Packers too. The Maiden's couldnt keep up with Sproles and Jackson both sucking hard, while Blackmon is on the suspended list and probably won't return for the season. Luck and Bernard did their best to keep the Maiden's in the game, but the Farnsworth's just ran away with it.

Zim... her quarterbacks just have it in for her. Alex Smith had a miserable day while benched Tom Brady had a day out, putting up 33 points for her bench. The less said about her WRs and RBs the better. Breesus meanwhile continues his domination of this league, posting his 7th win in a row. Can anyone stop this guy? Name thief Drew Brees was reasonable, Eddie Lacy had a day out, the Chiefs defense scored 4-times what their QB did, Morris and Amendola... It's all on Agent P in Week 10 to cut Breesus down to size and show that a secret-agent platypus is stronger than the son of god. I'm a believer.

Without harping on Doof beating The General's US Forces (*harp harp harp*) I'll just point out that the Mighty Doof's did so while still posting a zero - Arian Foster suited up but did not play in Sunday nights game. Just sayin'... also glad to see The Gronk back in town for the Patriots after missing the first 7 weeks recovering from 4 wrist surgeries. The Forces were led by DeSean Jackson, again, and the Dolphin's defense.

Award Ceremony

Hypnotoad Award

This weeks Hypno returns to an old friend this week with Agent P returning to her dominating ways, winning with a score of 126 points.

Mission Accomplished Award

The Mission Accomplished goes to Woolibeans, who suffered a serious case of bye-shock, leaving a large 66 points on the bench. A shout-out to Endlessnessism who had a minuscule 4.9 points on the bench this week.

Black Flag Award

Agent P takes home the Black Flag Award for beating her projection by a hefty 28 points!

Most Satisfying Player Award

The Farnsworth's win the Most Satisfying Player for starting Andre Johnson who amassed a very handy 40 points and helped the Farnsworth's pwoer home against the Maidens. Almost makes up for a miserable performance by Andy Dalton. Of course, this weeks top scorer was Nick Foles who put up 45 points, throwing 7 touchdown passes, 400 yards and no interceptions. Obviously no one had Foles as he is a rookie and is only starting because Mike Vick is injured. With those numbers he might get another game. On a similar note, Andrew Johnson's 40 points came from 3 TD catches and over 200 yards, also being thrown from a rookie!