Farnsworth [not] off to a flyer

In the opening round the ever-young Peyton Manning threw 7 touchdowns. Count em, SEVEN. The first time a QB has thrown 7 since 1969. Add 462 yards to that and you get a whopping 46 fantasy points.

Actually, no one gets a whopping 46 fantasy points.

Team Owner, Farnell Farnsworth's, benched Manning for Week 1. Tough but fair. The ever-young QB is like 137 years old and has had 4 neck surgeries.

The starter: Andy Dalton.

Oh, Farnsworths *shake head*