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Weishaupt’s Conspiratorial Corner

The secret thoughts brought forth from Adam’s brain to your screen.

I don’t know what did for the guys today, but it could have been the pre match entertainment that was piped directly into the dressing rooms.  We were lucky today to be graced with a performance from the Bavarian über group comprising of Manfred Mann and Austrian Crawl, who combined their respective hits of “Blinded by the Light” and “Boy's Light Up” into the hit mashup Blinded Boys. Of course the second half performance must have been inspired by the alpine beauty Belinda Von Carlisle, who at half time played her hit “Leave a Light on for me”. Whatever it was the boys were pumped, so pumped in fact that they ignored the sight of a Predator (tm) taking to the field.

While it's true there were some underperforming players (like a woeful 0.6 by Roberts) which will mean a midweek trip to player-mart to exchange some players for some that actually work as advertised, some guys stepped up big time.  None more so than the whole Chicago defensive team, who saw our slight Monday morning advantage and pounced.  These illuminated bears more than doubled their season score in a single game.  This was the game where they showed their metal, but it wasn't steel like you'd expect from a defence it was in fact unbreakable Adamantium.  Of course mixed with a little of major sponsor The Gnome's gold for show.

The defence made it for us true but no one should underestimate the strength of the offense.  These boys stood up and made me proud, ripping apart that over rated alien bolstered defence like butter and showing the Zims the true meaning of the word Doom.  Zim for you I say Bring the LIGHT, but I hold no grudges and if my running back and your defensive linesman can bury the hatchet I’m sure in time we too can get along.

The stars were indeed right tonight and we scored an auspicious 23 point victory.  Now as a 3 and 0 team we look to next week, when we teach that platypus a lesson in humility.

Auf Wiedersehen for now, Adam W.