Man love and Alien love both ruin Zim's night...

After having to not only bear the horror of Gonzalez's best game - on my bench - but having to hear Chris Collinsworth's man love go on and  on and on about the Gonzalezator that could do no wrong (yes even when he dropped a ball, it was deemed Matt Ryan's crappy throw).  I realised that BLORCH (Home of the Slaughtering Rat People) would not be sufficient on its own to deal with Gonzalez mocking me so from the bench.  No, no.  That would not be enough at all.  That and I've had a general policy of those that score well do not go to BLORCH even if they are on my bench.  However, this case of clear mocking insolence could not go unpunished.

As you are all aware, I have some new assistance from the Skesis Chamberlain who had some neat ideas around draining the essence out of Gonzalez in order to purchase some youth and/or healing (that could be totally utilised on Ray Rice atm).  But that sneaking Skesis also recruited Santonio Holmes for me who hardly lasted a whole match.  Sure, the Garthim were a little rough with him but he came out with all his limbs.

Is Predator-Alien love natural?

I had considered seeing how my Predator pulled up after nuking Denver, but it turns out that his affair with Ingolstadt's Alien-recruit was more serious than I thought. Apparently, they are up to the third date now and the Predator is pretty excited, even talking about interior design - do they go for the classic Alien-secreted-resin look, or just line the walls with skulls and vertebrae?

As such, I've had to look further for inspiration.  I've found it in the bad asses from Breaking Bad.  Even in death, they managed to crush the spirit of the DEA dude.  As such, they are bound to be useful at chastising Gonzalez.  We'll see how he plays next week I guess, but these guys look like real go getters to me. Am I right?

If you saw these guys, would you learn to not earn more points in one match on my bench then the last 3 weeks combined not on my bench?

Doomydoom members to be sent to BLORCH this week include:

• Ray Rice - I get you were injured, but you were meant to be better.  I've given you enough chances. Lets see how BLORCH helps work that hip injury out.
• Isaiah Pead - You've yet to perform well enough to get off my bench and now you are IA?  Really?  You aren't just sent to BLORCH - YOU HAVE BEEN BANISHED! (To Blorch, obviously).
• BenJarvus Green-Ellis - you are normally on my team.  Sucking on the bench is still a Blorch-able offence BGE.

Success Stories:
Anquon Boldin - performed nicely after two turns at BLORCH.  Looks like he thought I was kidding the first time but seems to have bounced back nicely.

Bring the DOOM people, bring the doom.