The light, it burns!

The new Agent behind Agent P has been given great responsibility. An unbeaten team and a match up that bookies dream of. Two top teams fighting for supremacy. Fittingly the first half of the game was fraught with jostling for dominance and there was some nail biting for the new Agent P. The Illuminators did indeed bring the light as promised, but in answer, Agent P bought a mirror and reflected that light back upon them, like Archimedes burning the ships of Rome. The Lighties huddled together in the middle of the field, blind and sweaty, whilst the Field Agents of Agent P did victory laps around the goal post (as is my understanding of the game). And there is the real burn, as the new coach for Agent P has the serene confidence of the truly ignorant in the ways of the NFL, which can only make this defeat the more humiliating.