Tuesday, 8 October 2013

It's not a bounty, its an award for excellence

I already said it wasn't a bounty, its an AWARD for EXCELLENCE.

And you can't fool us with those adorable pictures, I, the great Dr Heinz Doofenschmirtz, present evidence of Agent P's martial nature:

What sort of cute, cuddly platypus has a superhero outfit? And why does he look so menacing?

Actual file footage of Perry the Platypus actively sabotaging my fantasy football team. You can see Perry is the clear aggressor, while I am the victim. 


2 comments:

  1. It's a bit unfair of you to use a photo of Agent P when he is clearly suffering allergies. The red eyes, the protective suit, all a result of hayfever. Totally innocent! As for the picture below, Agent P was just driving whilst Doof was having a sneezing attack. Obviously Doof also suffers hayfever. In conclusion, Agent P = helping and suffering and INNOCENT.

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  2. Still not as frightening as Dib.

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