Week 6: Match-ups

Some very close games projected for Week 6, but where the hell do these projected numbers come from? Some seem just so entirely random.And I'm basing my entire happiness and emotional state on these?

Good luck to all coaches, except of course the Maidens and Agent P.

Agent P (130) v Zim's Doomydooms (96)

I have no idea how Agent P is able to get a projection so high, what with so many players sucking so much week in and week out. I can only assume there is cheating going on - there I said it! I'm only surprised it took this long. Colston at 22 points? Against the NE defense? Pft. Where Zim has Ray Rice with <10 projected? Pft. A reminder that a special Award is up for grabs should Zim take down Agent P this week. Clever Award Name (tm) still to be decided.

Woolibeans (75) v Breesus (118)

Wooli has two starters that are not starting, some swapping around is in order otherwise Breesus will run away with this game. But again, Brees with 26 points against NE and Victor Cruz at 26 points against the Bears? Breesus is on a 3-game winning streak while Wooli is looking to stop what would be a 5-game losing streak.

US Forces (124) v Farnsworths (125)

This is projected to be a real close one. The Forces points are spread evenly through the team while the Farnsworth's will be looking to Peyton to be, well, the 2013 Peyton. He is only projected to score 30 points against the Jaguars for the Farnsworths? The Forces are sitting pretty at 4-1, while the Farnsworth's are languishing behind the pack.

Lighties (123) v Endlessnessism (122)

Another very close match-up, and this time with projected scores that look vaguely reasonable. The Lighties have dropped a couple while Endless picked up a good win last week.

Maidens (101) v Doofs (116)

The Maidens dropped a game last week whle the Doof's won, and both teams are sitting on the rather crowded 2-3 ratio. A good game to Peyton Manning means a good game to the Playinator's who have Welker and Thomas who depend on Manning, so Doof will be hoping Manning posts massive numbers this week. It helps the Heartbreakers, but so be it. The Maidens are sporting a solid line-up expect for Roddy White who is both on a bye and possibly spending a few weeks on the bench. Expect the Maidens to swap White for Megatron before Sunday night is over.