How to beat a platypus - sneak peak at DoomyDoom Board deliberations

Ok, so there are some who may be wondering how did Zim, who has lost the last few games, beat the until now undefeated Agent P?  Well the answer is not springing a ridiculous trap that any platypus worth his dime could get out of (yes Doof, I'm looking at you).  Certainly the Garthim can spring a pretty nasty trap... and that is how it all started, but unlike Doof's traps, this one was not just for that cunning platypus.  You all sneered when I sent my ENTIRE TEAM to Blorch - now look at them!  Ok, so only Jordy really played well (that and Brady on my bench).  The point is, I had a plan. A terrible, fantastic plan!  Muahahahahaha!

The trap started with an invitation for the Agent P head coach to a dinner with the Doomydoom board.  She would not come 'unaided' and was thus 'escorted' to the Board meeting with some 'assistance' from the Garthim.  As shown below in the documentary style minutes of the Doomydoom board meeting:

One of Zim's skilled Skesis' has a 'chat' with Jimmy Graham,
you know, just to see if he was happy with Agent P.

The Agent P head coach's concerns regarding gelflings and other ridiculous ramblings were not actioned by the Board (suck it!) because she was only really brought there as an elaborate diversion so that I could talk to her starting Tight End behind her back.

Chamberlain recommended a great Skesis who I understand is generally pleasant and good to be around.  As a side-note, I also understand that this Skesis has just completed his doctorate in medical experimentation ethics and hopes to be advising senior government and/or sporting team officials soon.  In the mean time, he made himself available to Zim's DoomyDooms.   He had a chat with Mr Graham, you know, about the normal sorts of things Skesis' worry about: Gelflings, crystal shards, the consequences of short selling pod-people stocks, the importance of dietary fibre, the pending US default...

Jimmy was a bit of a bad sport about the whole thing.  We were just
trying to win a game and he was a total baby about it.

Despite our offerings, Jimmy was not open to bribery or just plain taking a dive for kicks (or for the bookies).  So we released* Jimmy back into the wild where he was happy and performed well* on the day.

We also advised Marques Colston of the friendly chat and after seeing the fine state of his buddy Jimmy, Colston also performed well*.

*For accuracy please replace 'released' with 'drained of his essence' and 'performed well' with 'tanked'.

On a side note, has anyone seen my Predator?  He's not answering my calls. We were meant to annihilate the Jaguars.  If my Predator were on the defense, Jacksonville would have been destroyed, rather than merely defeated (which was a pretty much a gimme).

Bring the DOOM people, bring the DOOM.