From the safety of his doomsday bunker and wrapped in his favourite velvet smoking jacket, Agent P stares into the middle distance, a glass of whiskey clutched in paw. What went so wrong? Was it Zim's illegal use of biological weapons and CIA torture techniques? Quite possibly. Or was it hubris? Struck down by the gods, jealous of Agent P's unparalleled success? Almost definitely.
But wait! A ray of sunshine amidst the gloom. Round 7 beckons and with it the promise of greater glory! Victory over Agent P's arch-nemesis himself, 'Dr' Doofenshmirtz. It all makes sense now. Round 6 was a gift from Zim, designed to focus Agent P's attention to the real battle ahead. Game on Doof, game on.
Awww Perry the Platypus don't be sad. Why don't you just come over to my eeevil secret headquarter for afternoon tea and we can discuss the best way for us both to win. I promise I totally won't try to trap you and then monologue while I use my brand-new 'inator to take over the entire tri-state area and in doing so totally WIN WEEK 7 AND TAKE HOME THE HYPNOTOAD AWARD!!!
ReplyDeleteIf anyone even tries to suggest Agent P's loss was from anything OTHER than Zim's use of illegal biological weapons and torture techniques* I will sent the Garthim after you!
ReplyDelete*Note that Skesis torture techniques are in fact more horrifying than CIA torture techniques**
**This is based on a unit of measurement of 1 essence unit removed per torturous second compared to the CIA standard base rate of a SWBU (standard water boarding unit).