Hypnotoad Award
For scoring way more than any other coach
The Hypnotoad Award is named for the Hypnotoad, renowned for mesmerising his enemies and compelling them to do his bidding.
Agent P takes home this week Hypnotoad Award for putting up 140 points in a dominating performance. Not only was that 6 more points than her opponent, it was also 30 points above the closest coach. Only two players under ten points, a Defence over 20 and 2 players over 25: great game!
Mission Accomplished
For leaving the most points on the bench in a losing side
The Mission Accomplished Award is named for the 2003 speech given by George W Bush announcing that the Iraq war was basically over and then sitting back and waiting for the kudos to come in. Instead of kudos, 11 years and now ISIS.
Amazing the difference a week makes, as last week Marcline the Vampire Queen won the Hypno, and now takes takes this weeks MA award for leaving 58 points on the bench. Over 34 points were from Cam Newton who had a memorable game, both personally and his team tied the Bengals at 37 each. Can Marcy trust Cam Newton again? Or Eli? Or back to Free Agency for another QB altogether? Tough decisions to be made this week.
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