Week 7: Award Ceremony

Hypnotoad Award 

For scoring way more than any other coach

The Hypnotoad Award is named for the Hypnotoad, renowned for mesmerising his enemies and compelling them to do his bidding. 

The US Forces have strung two wins back-to-back and this week The General takes home the Hypnotoad Award for putting up the most points: 106. The General had a big win over Zim and must be thanking his gods he drafted Andrew Luck and Matt Forte: a solid backbone to build from.

Mission Accomplished

For leaving the most points on the bench in a losing side

The Mission Accomplished Award is named for the 2003 speech given by George W Bush announcing that the Iraq war was basically over and then sitting back and waiting for the kudos to come in. Instead of kudos, 11 years and now ISIS. 

I thought for sure that I was taking home the MA Award, again, with a horrifying 69 points on the bench. But lo and behold I've been beaten.  Again! I cant even win the loser award.

Congrats to the Illuminator's for leaving 71 points on the board!! You can blame Tom Brady for this award, I suggest off-loading his free-loading ass asap. You've got Peyton, stop hungassing Brady. There are plenty of QB-needy teams out there: the Farn's, Marcy.. actually that's about it. BB doesn't really need him back, per se, not with Romo on board. Although, the Cowboys are 6-1 and if they are to retain their perennial record of 8-8 have a bad second half of the season ahead of them.

Also, Ravens > 49ers, Superbowl XLVII taught us that!