PUBLIC SERVICE MESSAGE
As a public service to all our fantasy players and partners out there, after the week's events I'd like to issue this quick, drop and cover style evacuation notice for any players you have from the following teams (bar say, kickers and the defence).
Philadelphia Eagles*
We should all also take a moment to mourn the loss of Dallas Cowboy's starting QB, Tony Romo, who broke his collar bone against the totally BS Eagles team. The Tone had beady eyes like Millhouse and never had Chip Kelly ruining shit for him, but he was better than our former-PM by a long shot and a pretty awesome QB (especially in fantasy terms, which I suppose was for comedians all our former-PM was good for). It is notable that this notice is not for the Dallas Cowboys, despite losing Tony Romo. Nor is it for the Australian Liberal Party, despite their loss of their all round Rhodes-scholar-attack-dog-opposition-PM combo package that was way cheaper than buying all those items separately.
That is all.
*Yes, lots of great players, but no chance of making great plays thanks to the Chipster, whom was known for trying to sing Witch Doctor poorly as recently as last week in his earnest attempts to be good at something that even a pipsqueak rodent is good at. Don't believe me? Check out this:
Yo DJ pump this party - except of course, if you are an Eagle's fan.
"Theodore" Chip [munk] Kelly was asked for his thoughts on being burned by Zim and could only reply "aww nuts!"
ReplyDeleteTheodore is way cuter than Chip Kelly and a good beeper too.
ReplyDeleteI note that even with Dez out of the Cowboys and Murray in the Eagles, I still stand by my drop them all warning - unless Murray finds another team - because we all know Murray's performance is not due to Murray.
Murray, 21 carries for 11 yards in two games *weep*
ReplyDeleteChip Kelly, aka Chip Lame, aka Lame Duck (he coached the oregon ducks, so its a pun!)