Tuesday, 22 September 2015

Week 2: Award ceremony

And now it's time for the most anticipated part of the Week, the Award Ceremony. If we can avoid Amy Schumer photobombing us I think this can go smoothly.


Hypnotoad Award

The Hypnotoad Award recognises outstanding achievement in scoring
Hol-y cow Farnsworth's - a hundred forty seven points - so many points it is worth spelling instead of cheating and using numbers. Fifty-six points came from two free agent signing, the preferred Kicker put up a handsome 18, and the player-that-looks-the-most-like-the-Head Coach put up 20. Great job!




Mission Accomplished

The Mission Accomplished Award recognises outstanding achievement in walking away early and not finishing it off
Agent P said in correspondence this week she was excited to win the Mission Accomplished award in Week 1, as she couldn't remember winning it before. Well the excitement continues this week with the second MA in a row! Last week it was 61, this week a 20% improvement with 75 points on the bench. 

I worry that I may have curse Agent P but putting her in the Eagles jersey. I will correct that and change uniform's. As Zim said, it is evacuation time for the Eagles in 2015. My apologies, Agent P, you deserve better than the Chipmunk's or the Eagles. We shall overcome!

2 comments:

  1. I ought to have an award for best high-school style name calling creations: Rufus "Ruthless" Johnson anyone? Beat that. That boy was a criminal offence waiting to happen

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  2. I think I should change my name to Ruthless Johnson. Respect guaranteed. Or else...

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