Week 3: Match-ups

Work is on hold for far more important duties, lunch has been consumed and so we are ready to roll.

The first game is probably over by now, I will pretend that hasn't happened yet as I won't watch it until tonight anyway.

Agent P (113) v Marcy (130)

Marcy is off to a flyer this season, sitting pretty at 2-0. An elite QB like Rogers will take you far, throw in a WR like Brown and you're almost there before you start. Fascinating that the Kicker Parkey has been dumped for the Panthers Gano - Marcy, say it aint so! Say you havent sent Parkey to the doghouse. Actually, I believe it. Can't trust dem Eagles.

And on that note, welcome to your new jersey Agent P - I hope it doesn't let you down like the Eagles one did.

After two poor games Luck has been dropped by Agent P who is now rolling the dice on C. Newton. Cam has started this season well and is facing a terrible Nawlin's Saints this week. Crowell fumbled twice last week to end the game in the doghouse, so he needs a big one to reclaim that precious trust. The rookie sensation Johnson is a good gamble this week. Love the bookend of Newton at QB and the Panthers D. Nice synergy. Also, Panthers D has been playing great ball. Also playing great ball is the Tight End Kelce.

BB (94) v The General (117)

Welcome back Le'Veon Bell - oh how we missed you! Although the General at 2-0 didn't miss you that much. And neither did the 1-1 Steelers. And Williams certainly didn't miss you, racking up 30 points last week for the Farnsworth's. Take note kids, when you take drugs you lose all your friends.

BB still has Romo in the starting line-up, so we can expect Big Ben to take his place before Monday morning. Will the General be defeated this week by the greatest Steelers QB of all time? Patriots D versus the Jaguars is a great match-up, and who can go past the Gronk and Jones? Does BB have the best fantasy team this season? Just missing a top RB at this stage.

Zim (96) v Lighties (110)

Ok, some of you out there unfairly criticised the Lighties last week. I hope you're all feeling bad about it and sent the beleaguered head coach some apologies. Egg on all yo' faces when Rivers takes back the Bolo-Tie-Of-Power and destroys the Vikings this week. Ok, maybe not. But the Lighties are still packing McCoy and Charles who are due for big weeks, Jonesy has been brought in to shore up the WR spot and the Broncos Kickers is a gun. Went looking for him and cried out in anger when I saw him on the Lighties squad.

Can the Jaguar's stop Tom Brady throwing 800TDs this week? Maybe send 400 to Lewis and 400 to Edelman? Wow Lewis has looked good in his first two starts, avoiding the doghouse despite some fumbles because he is so good. Great pick up by Zim. Unless, of course, Belichick pulls a Belichick and doesn't start him this week. Jimmy Graham come back, we miss you terribly.

Breesus (86) v Endless (129)

Wow, look at that projected split! Is Breesus looking a little weak this year? Drew Brees is shifty and may not play. If he does, can he score? Breesus isn't packing a spare QB, so unless he pick up Joe Flacco (lol) maybe there is a trade waiting to happen? No, BB - put Romo back. Breesus is too smart for that trade. Amari Cooper looked hot last week, which is not easy when a) you're a rookie and b) you play for the Raiders. Falcons D at Dallas is a good match-up with the Cowboys most likely starting their famous Cheerleaders this week after suffering so many injuries. Debbie in the Dallas Tight End spot? Come on, that joke was there to be made!

If anyone is challenging BB for best team its Endless - if only the players knew that! At 0-2 with Wilson, Lacy, Hill, Morris and the Texans? Cooks has an excuse for sucking, he's on the Saints. Same with Donnell for the Giants. But come on Wilson and Lacy! And with a projected 129, I'm not the only one thinking that.

Doof (88) v Farnsworths (123)

Hot off an epic performance the Farnsworth's are again ranked highly. And why not, Ryan has protection and weapons this year. Ok, one weapon: Julio Jones. But he doesn't need more than that. Peterson, Fitzgerald, Beckham and Gostkowski. Ok, maybe this is the best team. Williams may struggle because of Romo going down - but with Dez Bryant not playing maybe he gets more looks and more points? The Eagles D is a risky start, especially when you have the freaking Bronco's on your bench (40+ points in 2 games). Don't insult me. WTF am I saying? Do, play the Eagles. Please play the Eagles! Love that the Farns picked up another Kicker off Waivers this week, and love that his name is Cairo Santos. I think we all need a player called Cairo on our teams. Seems... solid, timeless, and maybe just a little dingy.

It feels like I'm scraping the barrel in starting Ginger Dalton over Matty Stafford. My projection used to be 96 before I made some changes, reducing it to 88. What happened in the draft? Can the rookie RB at the 'Skins have a big game for me? Can Rogers utilise his Tight End Rogers? Megatron, I love you, don't let me down. Following Zim's advice DeMarco Murray has been dumped, DUMPED.