Week 1: Let's play some ball

The offseason is finally over, the court cases are settled (for now), the draft is done, the players are ready and so are we. This is Week 1 fantasy football, one of the most exciting weekends of the year, the first weekend of NFL wooooooooo!

Endless (119) v US Forces (118)

The number one draft pick, Mr Bell, waits on the US Force's bench this week and next, serving a 2-game suspension for 'illicit substances'. Interesting that the Forces also drafted another toker, Bryant, the military's standards are slipping? Or is the military just a closer reflection on society than the NFL? Scary. Endless is packing a clean team, with few cleaner than Mr Football Russell Wilson.

Farnsworths (114) v Marcy (124)

The Farn's made a quick change this morning, swapping out the injured LaFell for the undrafted Fitzgerald. Smooth move! The Farns still have a spare Bench spot following the immediate dropping of two kickers after the Draft. Suck it Kickers, no one likes you! Looking at Marcy's line-up there is a lot to like this year. No Cam or Eli to start with! Instead we start with Aa Rodgers.

Breesus (119) v Agent P (104)

Second best QB, IMO, starts this week for Agent P, but opens against one of the toughest defenses in the League. A good test? Good to see Mr Brees starting for Breesus - synergy and all that. Love the three QBs on Agent P's list, one wonders what Agent Mongoose, Agent Ps Assistant HC, thought about those drafting choices.

Zim (101) v BB (115)

Tom Brady and The Gronk start on opposing teams this week which may be awkward for these Coaches when it comes to watching today's game. Zim is also rockin' a toker, Blount sits out one week for his sins. My prediction: BB plays the QB Carousel this year with both Romo and Big Ben in the line-up. I'll trade you a Nick Foles for a Ben Roethlisberger.

Doof (113) v Lighties (119)

The classic match-up to start the season. These two Original Clubs dislike each other very much and both will be looking to start off strong. My two Mock Draft's did nothing to assist in the Live Draft, the panic still set in and I couldn't overlook my favourite player, Mr Calvin Johnson. But with both Stafford and Megatron am I set up to fail? Thankfully this week the Lighties are going with, *mocking chuckle* Phil Rivers. Sure, start the QB that wears a bolo-tie *snigger*.

And there we have it, Week 1's match-ups. Good luck to everyone that isn't the Lighties.

And before I go, a reminder of simpler times. If you look closely in the glare behind Agent P I'm sure you can see the aholy spirit of Breesus.