Week 1: Wash-up

Week 1 is done and we have the customary five winners and five losers. Given the previous post by the chatty Illuminators there is no guessing which side I came up on. So let's take a quick look at the other games and come back to the Lighties and their 'win' shortly.

If there is anything consistent through the games I think it is this: wtf? What just happened? Week 1 is supposed to be crazy, right? But this crazy? TE's scoring like rabbits, RB's not even bothering, WRs not receiving and QBs... huh? Peyton Manning, is that you in there?

The General (90) def Endless (83)

The closest game of the week, Endless had four players over 10 points while the General had only two. And still the General took the battle. And that with the mighty Peyton Manning putting up less than 5 points. I watched the Denver game and it was craaazy. No offensive touchdowns for both teams. WR's all sucked in this game. A note to the General, Dez Bryant got injured and will be gone for at least a month, is what I read today. Big shoes to fill.

Marcy (107) destroyed the Farnsworths (55)

Huge start to the season for Marcy with her big guns Rogers and Brown killing it (although about 10 of 19 points for Brown came in junk time: lucky!). The Farn's will be scratching his head wondering wtf happened - a pile of stinking low scores. Opening day jitters for everyone? A note to the Farn's, you don't have to drop players, you can swap them for Available players. Your bench currently has three empty spots, so you can just head to the Available Player list and Add three guys without swapping at all.

Breesus (113) def Agent P (96)

TE's getting it on

Breesus' two RBs put up 28 points to only 15 from Agent P and the Dolphins Def sunk the boots in with 15 points to Agent P's 5. The most interesting feature of this game were the TEs, both teams TE's scored big. That's right, Agent P's Tight End scored big with Breesus Tight End. Bam!

BB (119) def Zim (87)

A great start to the year for Tom Brady and the Patriots in the seasoner opener worked for and against Zim. A nice 27 points to the QB, but also 27 points to BB's TE who caught 3 of Brady's TD's. After that not much happened for Zim with big-draftees Lynch and Graham both stuttering. For BB, though, a week to remember. Romo, Ingram, Jones and, of course, The Gronk(tm) all rockin' it. I watched Julio Jones play, he was a beast and looked awesome on the field.

Lighties (??) somethingsomething Doof (??)

Not sure what happened with this game as the scores appear corrupted. I assume it has something to do with the Illuminator's new source of power, or whatever you call a magical bolo-tie. For now the system is reporting the Illuminator's as the winner, but that makes no sense whatsoever. I have sent a fax to the League Office to query the result and eagerly await the updated scores. In the meantime, I'm going back to watching Breesus and Agent P's TE's workin' it.