VP3 Football

Weishaupt’s Conspiratorial Corner

The secret thoughts brought forth from Adam’s brain to your screen.

Yes we’re back, and the season opener was a blast.  When will Doof learn it’s not how famous your players are, it’s how good they are…..

There was some talk in the lead up to the game about the bola-tie wearing Rivers, derisive talk.  But what Doof failed to realise was this was the ancient Mesopotamian Bola-Tie of Power.  I spent this year’s off season in the Tigris–Euphrates river system and with my colleagues from the Ingolstadt University Archaeology Department.  Translating cuneiform is no easy task, but we found the directions to an ancient Amphitheatre in modern day Turkey, this we now know was the home ground of Ur FC the oldest known Football team in the world (but as it’s not in the U S of A it’s that inferior Football with the round ball that people kick with their feet …) and champions for 108 consecutive years. 

Extensive digs were undertaken and finally we found the club rooms, there in the trophy cabinet with the numerous Mesopotamia League Cups we found it … the mystical amulet worn by each captain until the league was disbanded.

Shrouded in secrecy we brought it home and gave it to Rivers, it’s nice to see that Doof noticed it but failed to notice it’s significance (some mad scientist he is).

That’s right with Rivers and his ancient Bola-Tie of power we cannot be defeated.

That’s it Doof better get the I’mAReallyBigLoserInator out.