It has come to my masterful attention that that fetid light worshiper has recruited a formidable running back. It is imperative that we maintain the advantage.
Ingolstadt's new Alien recruit is almost as concerning as Marshawn Lynch (albeit I hear Lynch has better ball handling skills). Consequently, I have engaged a new defensive linesman that has demonstrated pizzazz in both taking on Alien running backs and pathetic human quarterbacks (Note: I have it on good authority that RG3 is indeed human despite all available evidence to the contrary).
The new Defensive linesman demonstrated his mad skills on the practice field today. Hope you are up for the darkening, Ingolstadt.
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| New defensive linesman has killed everyone so far - am trying to contain his killing to only opponents. I figure he'll get a fine after the game for the conduct but it'll be worth it. |
Addendum:
Note to self: Had a great chat with former New Orleans Saints defensive coordinator, Gregg Williams. He had some great ideas for ways to "incentivise" my defense for the next game. Jack Del Rio - start taking notes or you will be sent to BLORCH: Home of the Slaughtering Rat People.
There is a light coming .... not very fast or bright, but hey it's still a light .... at this stage, a slight 1.02 point advantage with only our defences to play. Oh it's tight, and it's still on!!!!
ReplyDeleteWell you should note that Predators by their nature are poor losers... so Denver may want to hope for a hell of a lot of lead paint build up if that place is going to survive.
ReplyDeleteWell that escalated quickly.
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