VP3 Football

Weishaupt and Ingolstadt are the best

By the biggest Ingolstadt Fan

On Monday afternoon cheers rang around the Raeburn Reserve Stadium, the former home to Ingolstadt FC from the Hattrick Oceania league, now redeveloped as the Light Dome the brand new home to the Ingolstadt Illuminators.  That’s right, our beloved Lights have made in 2 and 0 in week 2 of the VP3 season 2013.  While not reaching the projected 140+ points, they managed to rack up a very serviceable 112.70 to the disappointing 90.68 of the 0 and 2 Farnsworths.

On the Monday morning, the Farns’ head coach Sandman was quietly confident as his team had a narrow 9 point lead with only 1 Ingolstadt player left to go.  While this player was a running back with the potential to score big, Sandman was buoyed by the NFL.com article Going Deep. Are fantasy RBs endangered species? Which pointed out Running Backs were scoring low so far this season, with the ball being passed around a lot for a diverse running game, the QBs running themselves and also relaying heavily on the throwing game.  

But what Sandman failed to take into account was this lone Lights player was Marshawn Lynch (the #3 scoring RB this season) who while scoring a disappointing 5.2 in round 1 was started by the trusting HC Adam Weishaupt.  Weishaupt was rewarded for his faith in the 5’11” 27 year old with an amazing 31.50 points.

Sandman was devastated and went missing from his office for much of the day, claiming that there were prearranged meetings.  The lights HC and mascot Lummi had to resort to post-it notes taunts rather than face to face heckling.

Finally both teams had finished all their starting players for a provisional 22.02 point victory to the luminescent lights, pending final league verification of the score this should move the lights into the top 4 of VP3.

This reporter from www.IngolstadtFanTheBestBlogInTheWord.de managed to get a few words from the genius Weishaupt who had this to say “In your face Sandman …. Loser, Loser, Loser”.   Weishaupt then went on to hold his finger and thumb in the shape on an L on his forehead and dance a jig around the very public space, not seeming to care who saw this display of exuberance.