Week 2: Washup

Two weeks in: 4 teams are sitting at 2-0; 2 teams at 1-1; and a whopping 4 teams are yet to post a W.

I would like to congratulate the newest team to win, but as it was at my expense I think I will spitefully withhold my praise. Screw you Endless and your blob-faced quarterback!

Congrats to the other winners: Agent P, Zim, the Forces and the Illuminators. Anyone else see the connection here? A special agent, a world-conquering military leader, a freaking army, and the backing of the German super-elite. Is it too late (or too early?) to call in the Integrity Unit? Should we create an Integrity Unit? I remain vigilant and suspicious.

Another week of poor running back performances. For the most part. The Illuminators have already bragged about their 'star' player - whatever. Funnily, for the most par the wide receivers arent doing that much better. There are a lot of mediocre and poor performances on each team, with a smattering of good or standouts. Hopefully the trend will reverse, at least for the lowly Doofs.

Heads up to Farnsworth's for starting Peyton Manning this week. Funnily this week he barely outscored Farnsworth's backup QB, Andy Dalton.

Endless nearly followed in Farnsworth's footsteps, benching Aaron Rodgers for Mike Vick. Rodgers went on to have a standout game and post the most points for the week. Luckily for Endless, Vick scored the second highest points for the week. Points hog!

Kudos to Zim for posting a low score and still winning the game.

Shout out to Wooli, you're still playing two men short. That sort of arrogance is fine agains the Farnsworth's, against the Doom it was ill-placed. Wooli plays Agent P this week who will also exploit the situation.

Award ceremony

Most points:

This weeks Hypnotoad award goes to Agent P for posting 124 points in a close win against the Maidens.

Most points left on the bench in a losing team:

This weeks Mission Accomplished award goes to Woolibeans for leaving 80 points on the bench. For the second week in a row the winner of this award had more points on the bench than their active team. Funnily, Wooli also had more players on the bench that the active team.

Black flag:

Week 2 Black Flag is awarded to Endless for beating the projection by 17 points. Great coaching!

Most satisfying player:

Week 2's Most Satisfying Player also goes to Endless for starting Mike Vick who posted the second highest score of the Week.