Week 3: Washup

At some point our fantasy favourites are going to actually put on some pads and play some ball right? What a terrible week. Well, for many of you. For me, the Doof's pulled through for their first win of the season and was one of only two teams to breach the 100 point mark. So what am I complaining about? Go team!

The winners this week: Agent P (again), the Doof's, the Maidens, the Bressesus's's and who can forget the Illuminators. Actually, I think Zim has forgotten about the Lighties and has already moved the doom on to Week 4.

This leaves Agent P and the Lighties as the two undefeated team heading into their Week 4 matchup. That game looks to be a beauty. And I am pleased to announce that Agent P has been formally sold and handed over to its new owner. The new owner took little time making line-up changes on Sunday night, replacing Wide Receiver Torrey Smith with Josh Gordon and Kicker Blair Walsh with Graham Gano. An excellent start! If you're like me you would have said, "who the hell is Josh Gordon? Is this new owner crazy?" And then you would have blushed. Gordon came from nowhere-land with the Cleveland Browns to post over 22 points compared with Smith's measly 9.2. And Gano beat Walsh by 1 point.

The Lighties, well. In general the team was terrible, but two players scored over 25 points each to muscle out Zim, despite the threat of nuclear holocaust.

Breesus posted their first win over an impoverished Endless. Two of her starters posted doughnuts, which is never a good look. Conveniently, the Breesus's were led by Brees with a League high 31 points.

The Maidens also posted their first win, edging out the previously unbeaten Forces. This was a close game with only 5 points in it. If the Maidens had remembered to start a Kicker it could have been more. Both of these teams also had a player each with zero points.

Agent P had her way with the Wooli's, despite the Wooli's finally starting a complete line-up. Noone really sucked for Agent P, while Wooli carried a number of weak units who couldnt be bothered putting their dignity on the line. I have a feeling Zim's planet Blorch might be seeing a number of players from all teams this week as coaches try to instill some 'discipline' in their charges.

Finally, Doof v Farnsworth. The re-match of the SuperCoach Grand Final was a bit of a fizzer with the Doof's grinding the Farn's into the dirt where they belong. No, I dont think the Grand Final loss will EVER be forgotten!

Award ceremony

Most points:

This weeks Hypnotoad award goes again to Agent P for posting 142 points in a blowout win against the Wooli's. This is Agent P's second Hypno in a row and puts a lot of pressure on the Lighties.

Most points left on the bench in a losing team:

This weeks Mission Accomplished award goes to Endlessnessism for leaving 50 points on the bench.

Black flag:

Week 3 Black Flag is awarded to Agent P for beating the projection by 17 points. 

Most satisfying player:

Week 3's Most Satisfying Player also goes to Breesus for starting their namesake, Drew Brees who posted the highest score of the Week with 31 points, not just in this League but the entire NFL.