*Edit* Now with extra Awards!
*Note* Yes, the helmets ARE the awards.
Hypnotoad Award
For scoring way more than any other coach
The Hypnotoad Award is named for the Hypnotoad, renowned for mesmerising his enemies and compelling them to do his bidding.
Zim is heating up, two weeks with a score over 100 and this week the only coach to do so. 116 points when the next closest was 88! Congrats to her General Manager for putting a solid team together, much better than the Alien last year.
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| Oh great, there goes Zim again, off on another maniacal laugh |
Mission Accomplished
For leaving the most points on the bench in a losing side
The Mission Accomplished Award is named for the 2003 speech given by George W Bush announcing that the Iraq war was basically over and then sitting back and waiting for the kudos to come in. Instead of kudos, 11 years and now ISIS.
Congratulations to Marceline the Vampire Queen for leaving 71 points on the bench in a losing side. Marcy was really let down by her stud starters this week and faces some difficult decisions for Week 4: start em or sit em? I'd say that Jimmy Graham is a start. Lacy I'm not sure about now. Newton and the Panthers D? Maybe try to bring Kirk Cousins in? Risky.
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| Poor Marcy, left to sing the blues |
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